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I'm Brad. This is my website. Thank you.
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Saw Glass. Sure did. Shyamalan shouldn’t be allowed to write a fucking greeting card. -
Well @mjgault, I finished the new True Detective and there wasn’t anything about the moon. So thanks. Now I have al… https://t.co/Xl0XY5aSWs
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First week of looking for LA apartments: I’ll play it cool to negotiate a good price. Three weeks later: https://t.co/C1kfZG3bbB
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There are going to be days you wake up feeling self-doubt, like nothing will ever go right. And it’s most likely not. Go back to bed.
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The real lesson in John Wick is loving something gets a lot of people killed.
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Holy shit Buzzfeed is bringing out the big guns. 19 Celebrity Instagrams You Probably Missed This Week? It’s time for Trump to resign.
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Hey people that run up escalators, slow down—you can cry in your car a few minutes behind schedule.
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I’ve never had the courage to say Bloody Mary in a mirror three times, but I have summoned You Pathetic Loser every morning.
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I love this phenomenon in apartment listings where they respond with “Oh it’s actually $400 more than we advertised… https://t.co/GMWRJbHjxr
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RT @pixelatedboat: Public domain Flintstones comic https://t.co/KI98u2G8Qm