I'm really funny.
I'm Brad. This is my website. Thank you.
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People put your dogs on leashes. Children that run around? Leashes. Sex slave already on a leash—two leashes. Husb… https://t.co/Ze0IMFKFLy -
RT @ryguyguyry: hiker who stumbled upon thanos watching the sunrise at the end of infinity war https://t.co/gAoajrLmCm
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It was one of the more pleasurable experiences I’ve had talking to people about DCH. It’s been the clubhouse for gr… https://t.co/Z5newwy49z
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I spend so much time in a Whataburger drive thru that I forget that I’m hungry, or where I am, or who I am, or how… https://t.co/Ft4uILisW3
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This is my first work on a Cracked article. I'm thankful to every 90's action star who felt he could write a script. https://t.co/nblUVAbLRr
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The craziest thing about pro wrestling is there was a guy who’s gimmick was to fuck your wife and people considered… https://t.co/SDZuj7gGds
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RT @BillyBaldwin: Just spent the last hour with my arms wrapped around my giant 6’ 4” 17-year-old son. No phones, no words... just si… https://t.co/akhPDVHo6F
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RT @WendyMolyneux: I'll say it again: I will vote for Warren in the general. Or Harris, Beto, Gillibrand, Biden, Booker, Buttigieg, or… https://t.co/2FkFjyuZjT
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My kid asked me who Carson Daly is and I’m having to pull out the stone tablets that describe this patron of ancient mating ritual hymns.
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The Mother in How I Met Your Mother doesn't die until 2024. There's still time. We can save her.