I'm really funny.
I'm Brad. This is my website. Thank you.
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Travel Tip: I hate all your kids. -
RT @ryschutt: You can just do drugs and fuck losers, you know. You don’t have to pretend to be an artist.
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I’m still bothered that Mike didn’t tell Eleven he loved her back. Don’t let toxic masculinity hold you back. Say i… https://t.co/oN4EwgTKIh
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RT @RachelWenitsky: Will never understand people who eat on the subway. Why would you EAT where I SHIT.
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Jesus Christ I go up into the air for a few hours and Rip Torn dies. I should have been there to save him.
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Plane has been delayed for hours now. The guy getting me a new ticket is saying “I don’t know how to do this,” and… https://t.co/Y9T8kHQbdk
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RT @NaomiSpungen: Getting ahead of the rumors.. YES I worked at Chuck E. Cheese YES I was fired YES it was because I was in a relati… https://t.co/aQi7KlavNN
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A woman at the airport asked me to watch her drink while she checked on her flight. It’s a small thing, but it felt… https://t.co/KfccIezADs
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Ready to listen to Thom York’s solo album—it’s about time he isn’t held back creatively. I hope he throws a fistful… https://t.co/lxXzh7xuEj
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My gf bought a two dollar shirt from Goodwill and has spent the last half hour taking selfies in it. Which emergency service do I call?